perrybearwaks:

"I’m bad, and that’s good.

I will never be good, and that’s not bad.

There’s no one I’d rather be… than me.”

—Wreck It Ralph

I AM LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND IT’S NOT EVEN A JOKE ANYMORE.
A novel by me. (via madaras)
skyneverthelimit:
meira777:

Jeremy and Candace

meira777:

Jeremy and Candace

snatchedweaves:

niallllhoeran:

7 years old Nash Grier honestly looks like a crusty ass crack head

snatchedweaves:

niallllhoeran:

7 years old Nash Grier honestly looks like a crusty ass crack head

favabean05:

221bbarricade:

favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

Charlie Fisher was met by the girls shouting “liar, liar” as he walked out of arrivals.

A cheating boyfriend got his comeuppance when he touched down in the UK following a holiday – and walked straight into his three girlfriends.

Charlie Fisher, 20, had barely set foot on English soil at Luton Airport when he heard someone shouting ‘liar, liar’ – and saw the three girls he had been seeing being each other’s backs marching towards him.

Becky Connery, 17, said she planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.

‘He came out and froze,’ she told The Sun.

The girls found each other through text and Facebook and hatched the plan (Picture: Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham)

‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’

After seeing the message, Becky got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who does not want to be identified – and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.

‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.

Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.

Charlie, from Hertfordshire, would invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the three girls, according to reports.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/16/rumbled-cheating-boyfriends-three-girlfriends-confront-him-together-at-airport-4870812/

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER READ FUCK YEAH GIRLS

ninjaskillznstuff:

that new gravity falls episode looked pretty cool

ninjaskillznstuff:

that new gravity falls episode looked pretty cool

gerardgayofficial:

REPEAT AFTER ME
HAVING SELF CONFIDENCE ISNT ‘VAIN’
HAVING SELF CONFIDENCE ISNT ‘CONCEITED’
HAVING SELF CONFIDENCE ISNT A BAD THING

pizzasteves:

dorito demon popularity contest 

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

metaknighty:

dicksplit:

Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"

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sushisama:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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Kitt’s response was “So, it’s orochimaru’s-“

tomatogami:

ANOTHER INCREDIBLE FEAT ACHIEVED BY SCIENTISTS